You’re Going to LOVE These New Amazon Prime Services

Our E-Commerce Overlord Is Making Everything Easier

What would we do without Amazon Prime? The monthly membership — which gives you free expedited delivery on Amazon purchases, access to Prime TV shows and movies, and groceries delivered in 2 hours — is a favorite of busy professionals, shopaholics, and everyone who never cancelled after their first month free.

Now, as part of their mission to meet all of your earthly needs, crush smaller competitors, and fund Jeff Bezos’ dream of buying Mars, Amazon is unrolling several new services for Prime members. Get started now or regret it for the rest of your life!

Now Amazon will…

Walk Your Dog

You may be familiar with services like Wag!, which specializes in walking dogs for busy owners. Or perhaps you’ve seen that flyer your 13-year-old neighbor posted offering to do the same. Now, with just a click in the Amazon app, Prime members can benefit from skilled associates that will take your dog out or feed them. All you have to do is give Amazon a key to your house. For an additional charge, the dog care…