The Bachelorette: Stock Photo Edition
It’s time for another exciting, shocking, confusing, heart-warming season of… The Bachelorette.
Let’s meet this season’s hopeful young romantic!
Janet is a 27-year-old office manager at an animal shelter. She likes swimming, white wine, and a good action movie. Although she left without a ring on her finger last season, she’s ready to dive back into the sea of love and find her snorkeling partner!
Which of these eligible bachelors will be her beau?
Fun Fact: Tito had his fly down in all of his high school senior pictures. Ever since, when being photographed, he puts his hand over his crotch. Just in case.
South Burlington, Vermont
Fun Fact: Demetrius wears his grandmother’s wedding ring on a chain around his neck. She’s still wondering how she lost it.
Fun Fact: He played the cowardly lion in a local production of The Wizard of Oz.
Fun Fact: Stephen is allergic to bullshit.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Fun Fact: Connor has never voted.
Fun Fact: CJ is an Instagram influencer offering relationship advice and paella recipes.
San Dimas, California
Fun Fact: Christopher admits to regretting a couple of his tattoos. Specifically the Winnie the Pooh silhouette on his left ankle.
Fun Fact: Nathaniel has never worn underwear. Ever.
Image by Adrianna Calvo
Fun Fact: Jason works in IT and lives in downtown Omaha, but we’re still going to portray his as this season’s “farm boy.”
Fun Fact: Dylan only wears shirts once. Then he throws them away.
Fun Fact: Gary has been engaged six times.
Fun Fact: Howard is the nicest God damn guy in the world.
Fun Fact: As a youth minister, Cory has traveled to six countries and told thousands of teens not to have sex.