The 99% True Stories Behind Stock Photos
Renee’s friend Amy has been living in a treehouse since her last breakup. Everyone has been very patient, but it’s been a year and a half. Renee is here to give Amy some tough love.
The production of the new live action lion king has been an exciting opportunity for many animal actors. Zeke here recently got new headshots for his audition as Zebra #4. His mom has been running lines with him.
The second coming is way more preppie than anyone could have anticipated.
Download the new Thirst Trapper app! It monitors your social media for sexually gratifying posts. When one of your Favorites shares a high-quality Thirst Trap, your phone will secrete fluids to let you know you’re gonna be parched.
“I don’t care if it’s black, Sonia. That outfit is still not funeral appropriate!”
Experts have been warning against the ability of AI to take over society. This distracts them from the real issue — body-snatching ferns.
“And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIIIIII will always LOVE YOUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUU”
This is the new promo photo for CamlBak, an EDM duo out of Cincinnati. They’re just two middle-class white boys with a dream of getting absolutely wasted in Ibiza.
The Republican 2020 platform (minus the taxes on the rich and the investment in infrastructure… so basically just the open racism).
Many millennials, who came of age in a recession and face a quickly evolving economy, are returning to an enduring, centuries-old industry. Find out how they’re making a killing in the grave-digging business!
Find someone who will commit motorcycle insurance fraud with you. #goals #soulmates