How to Flirt in 5 Simple Steps

A foolproof system for love

According to Queen, Jefferson Airplane, and Justin Bieber, we all just want somebody to love. Unfortunately, most of us have to struggle through the courtship phase before we get to the big L-word.

Fear not friends! To help you turn a fleeting glance into a lifetime of petty arguments, I’m going to share my five foolproof steps to…